Whod you bang
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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