What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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