I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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