Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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