But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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