; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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