This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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