I hope mine doesn't look like that
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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