My liver just broke up with me...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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