I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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