I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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