Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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