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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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