I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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