Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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