Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
