You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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