After last night, I could never be a politician.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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