it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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