That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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