I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
