You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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