i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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