what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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