but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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