I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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