Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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