just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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