I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm too high and old for this...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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