i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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