So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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