They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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