She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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