he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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