She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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