He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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