I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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