i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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