thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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