Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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