The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My vagina just clenched in fear
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