you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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