Come see our sink grown plant.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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