Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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