Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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