did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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