I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Umm I'm too high to move.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Randomize
