Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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