He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
