No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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