My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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