i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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